I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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