i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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