Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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