thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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