I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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