i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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