Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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