he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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