woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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