Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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