I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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