i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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