69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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