the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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