he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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