He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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