i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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