hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
where are you?
Hypothermia
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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