eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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