Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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