roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I have grass duct taped all over my body
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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