This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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