Me too!
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
