she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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