How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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