I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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