I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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