This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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