I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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