He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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