What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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