Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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