I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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