i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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