How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I have already put on my inside pants.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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