Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i permit you to call me
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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