I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
the room spins SO much faster in panama
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
not ubering you a puppy
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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