The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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