Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
