i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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