it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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