I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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