I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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