that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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