Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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