im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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