Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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