I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
You need Xanax blowdarts
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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