And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Floor bacon is actually really good
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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