Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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